C A M P U S C O M E D Y : I am not your walking dictionary

When I was still studying in English department in 1993, I had one favorite lecturer. Her name was Mrs.Diah Kristina. One day when we are joining her SPEAKING class she ordered us one by one to tell his or her most interesting experience in our life. One of my friend with a little fluency and knowledge of English vocabulary stood anxiously and unconfidently in front of the class. He had just been starting his story but whenever he forgot or hesitated about the correct diction and spelling of an English word or expression he kept on asking to my lecturer. At the first and the second request of him, my lecturer wisely gave him the answer. But at the third time when he asked to my lecturer simply she said, “MY DEAR STUDENT, I AM NOT YOUR WALKING DICTIONARY”.
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I betray you but i forgive you?

When I was still learning in English department several years ago , I had one memorable experience in the class. At that moment I had one smart creative lecturer. His name was Mr. Agus. One day when we are attending his GRAMMAR class he ordered us one by one to make a simple sentence using one transitive verb. The funny time came when there was the two intimate students who got their turn of making a sentence. Their name was Rahmat and Ipung. They both are the funniest students in my class. Rahmat loudly said, “I BETRAY YOU! ”. He uttered it by pretending to give a wicked angry sight at Ipung. Then Ipung in turn loudly said, “I FORGIVE YOU!”. He stated it by smiling at Rahmat. Knowing this all the students laugh uproariously.