Selasa, 03 Mei 2016

ENGLISH IS A CRAZY LANGUAGE



Hey, not that I hate English, it's up to you to decide. Okay, let's start with a BOX, and the plural is BOXES, but the plural of OXbecomes OXEN, not OXES. There is no HAM in HAMBURGER, neither APPLE nor PINE in PINEAPPLE. QUICKSAND can workSLOWLY, BOXING RINGS are SQUARE, and GUINEA PIG is neither from GUINEA nor is it a PIG Description: http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/hammers.gif 

If TEACHERS TAUGHT, why didn't PREACHERS PRAUGHT? If  VEGETARIAN eats VEGETABLES, what does aHUMANITARIAN eats? In what other language do people RECITE at a PLAY and PLAY at a RECITAL?

We have NOSES that RUN and FEET that SMELL, we PARK in a DRIVEWAY and DRIVE in a PARKWAY where people who ride motorcycles are called BIKERS and people who ride BIKES are called CYCLISTS. And how can a SLIM CHANCE and a FAT CHANCE be the same, while a WISE MAN and a WISE GUY are opposites?

Let's face this unique lunacy of a language in which your HOUSE can BURN UP as it BURNS DOWN, in which you FILL IN a form by FILLING IT OUT, and in which an ALARM goes OFF by going ON. 

Indeed that English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the HUMAN RACE (which, of course, ISN'T A RACE at all). That is why, we have a KING that rules a KINGDOM but a QUEEN doesn't rule a QUEENDOM, and when the STARS are OUT, they are VISIBLE, but when the LIGHTS are OUT, they are INVISIBLE also we have a NIGHT FALLwhich never BREAK and a DAY BREAK which never FALL.
Imagine, the masculine pronouns are 
HE, HIS and HIM and so the feminine should be SHE, SHIS and SHIM? Description: http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/hammers.gif

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