Fun With Pun

Namecheap.com Okay, this is my first thread in Fun With English forum
I want to play a game
the game require everyone to write a pun in every post
the rule is you have to bold every core of pun that you write
so people may be understand with your pun

btw, what's PUN?

Okay, looks like I need to explain what pun is
according to Wikipedia, "pun is a form of word play which suggests two or more meanings, by exploiting multiple meanings of words, or of similar-sounding words, for an intended humorous or rhetorical effect."

So you use words that has double or more meaning.
And with your creativity, make something funny.

Still confused? Look at my example and words I bold-ed in
conductor means a person who leads a music orchestra
conductor also means things that able to pass on electricity
since the victim was a music teacher and died by electricity (human body can pass on an electricity) so he became a good conductor.

Hope you'll understand, and good luck with your pun 

as a thread starter, I will start first to make a pun as well as an example  (1)

D=Detective
A=Assistant

D: What's the status of the victim?
A: The victim was electrocuted to death. He used to be a music teacher.
D: Well, looks like that our victim was a good conductor



(2) You want us to make puns, pine by me then, but some people would snap from reading hurricane of puns, maybe we should twig them a little bit, less pun per post, but don't make them too sappy, and people will start barking with hundreds or thousands of puns, horrible horrible puns, I hope this thread wouldn't make people went nuts, instead they'll take rootshere and knot looking for another topics.

In serious note, you should join Fark.com, they're hilarious and their puns are not just like hurricanes, it's more like tornadoes! You could take a spin there... oh wait



(3)What time is it when it is time to go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty.

(4)something a father said to his son
"You got B on your blood test? You better get A next time

(5) C'mon fellas, post more punny funs in here!

(6) another one,
Father: Why you get B son? You are Asian not Bsian, you supposed to get A!

(7)Man: Hey babe, how was your day today?
Woman: It was Van-tastic!

(8) My friend lost his left arm and leg in last week accident, now he's all right

(9)Quote:
Originally Posted by nodoudt View Post
My friend lost his left arm and leg in last week accident, now he's all right
LOL I kracked up on this one!

A pianist got washed up on the beach. I guess he's just hit the high-C's.





(10) Boleh juga neh gan 

What's in the room of Hot artists? Fans 

(11) I'm a noob..so I'll try to give my best shot...

Teacher : I will give you the result of your exams...
Teddy... it's yours...

Teddy : I got a "T"... "T" for Teddy ?? or "T" for Top Scorer ??? 

Teacher : No, you fool...It's a TROLL

(12) How do you offer your math teacher some cookies?
"Want sum?

(13) Quote:
Originally Posted by RazorSixFour View Post
How do you offer your math teacher some cookies?
"Want sum?
No, I want new york Times 

(14)don't do that! it'll crush my balls!

(15) Someone :Will you give me a punch ?
Bartender : How about I give you a fruit punch??

Whoa..I guess I am the "Troll in here".. Can somebody teach me how to make a pun?

(16) Quote:
Originally Posted by SimaZhao View Post
Someone :Will you give me a punch ?
Bartender : How about I give you a fruit punch??

Whoa..I guess I am the "Troll in here".. Can somebody teach me how to make a pun?
It's good, but I think you need to reverse it to make it funnier
Let me make an example

A customer walks into a bar
Customer: Can I have a, umm..... (long enough to upset the bartender) a fruit punch?
Bartender: Okay, with a punch in it? on your face of course


Well, we need some creativity as well to make a punchline to make a funny pun

(17)
there's three kids want to buy a candy

kid A : Mr.. can you pick two strawberry candies right in on that shelf ?! coz' i can't reach it....

Seller: sure wait a sec (mean while after he pick two candies with the ladder)
phew ok here you go... and you, which one candy that you want to buy?

Kid B: umm... i want two strawberry candies right in on that shelf mr...

Seller: oh, ok! wait...(when he on the top he shout to another kid) hey you the last kid if you want to buy two strawberry candies please tell me now so i can bring from now on...

Kid C: no Mr... i don't want to buy two strawberry candies...

Seller: oke (after he get down from the ladder) ok this is your candies *give candy to kid B*

Kid B: Thank's Mr...

Seller: So, last kid if you didn't want to Buy Two Straberry candies what you wanted for?

Kid C : umm i want Three Strawberry Candies

Selller : 




(18)riceboy to RazorSixFour, if I may suggest you give a clearer explanation on what a pun is to everyone. riceboy out.

Anyways, what does a mermaid ride to get around the town? Mer-cedes!



(19)Quote:
Originally Posted by riceboy View Post
riceboy to RazorSixFour, if I may suggest you give a clearer explanation on what a pun is to everyone. riceboy out.

Anyways, what does a mermaid ride to get around the town? Mer-cedes!
I've added it.
Hope my explanation is easily-understandable.

A: The will is in my heart.
B: Wait, don't you need a notary?

(20)The Lawrence Welk show was taken off air because it had too much sax and violins

(21) I bought 2 fishes. One called 1, and the other one called 2. So if 1 dies I still got 2.

(22) A: "Where's that watch which you usually wear on your left arm?"
B: "Well, it has been left last night."

(23) Don't trust your heart! It's not on theright side

(24) Got it from Joke Book I read along time ago.... 

At the Money Changer in France:
Chinese man: Last Year, when I trade the same amount of yuan, I got much more than this...

Cashier : well, It's a Fluctuation

Chinese man: Well, Fuck to Europeans too!!!

got it? 


Next, it's a Scottish Joke:

a traveler broke his care in the street of Scotland, and decide to ask for help from nearby villager

Traveler: Excuse me, Is there any Mechanic Around here?

Villagers: Well, We had McDonald, McArthur, and MacAdoo, But I never heard anyone namedMcAnic before....

(25)I remember reading this in my school English book:

This conversation was happened in the restaurant
Guest: What's this?
Waiter: It's bean soup, sir.
Guest: I don't care what it's been. I ask what is it now?

(26)A: Are you sure?
B: I'm sure
C: Nice to meet you, Sure

(27) When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'.

(28) My math teacher says I'm average.
Well, that's mean

(29) boy : i like u
girl : do you like me? are u a boy? i think, u more look like a gay than a boy. So unbelievable if u like me
boy : 
(30. )Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now

^
is that a pun jokes? 
sorry if it not 

(31)Quote:
Originally Posted by RazorSixFour View Post
it is, but someone else was already posted it before.
whoops sorry bout that 

how about this one?
A circus lion won't eat clowns because they taste funny

got it?

32.Quote:
Originally Posted by Uesugikenshin View Post
whoops sorry bout that 

how about this one?
A circus lion won't eat clowns because they taste funny

got it?
I don't get it 

anyway, do you wanna hear a joke about a broken pencil?
Nevermind, it's pointless

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okay, your turn guys

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